Aggie Engineer joke
03-07-2003, 03:50 PM
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Aggie Engineer joke
Once upon a time there lived three men: a doctor, a chemist, and an Aggie engineer. For some reason all three offended the king and were sentenced to die on the same day. <br><br>The day of the execution arrived, and the doctor was led up to the guillotine. <br><br>As he strapped the doctor to the guillotine, the executioner asked, "Head up or head down?" <br><br>"Head up," said the doctor. <br><br>"Blindfold or no blindfold?" <br><br>"No blindfold." <br><br>So the executioner raised the axe, and z-z-z-z-ing! Down came the blade--and stopped barely an inch above the doctor's neck. Well, the law stated that if an execution didn't succeed the first time the prisoner had to be released, so the doctor was set free. <br><br>Then the chemist was led up to the guillotine. <br><br>"Head up or head down?" said the executioner. <br><br>"Head up." <br><br>"Blindfold or no blindfold?" <br><br>"No blindfold." <br><br>So the executioner raised his axe, and z-z-z-z-ing! Down came the blade--and stopped an inch above the chemist's neck. Well, the law stated that if the execution didn't succeed the first time the prisoner had to be released, so the chemist was set free. <br><br>Finally the engineer was led up to the guillotine. <br><br>"Head up or head down?" <br><br>"Head up." <br><br>"Blindfold or no blindfold?" <br><br>"No blindfold." <br><br>So the executioner raised his axe, but before he could cut the rope, the Aggie engineer yelled out: <br><br>"WAIT! I see what the problem is!" <br><br> ;D<br><br>
03-07-2003, 05:39 PM
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Re:Aggie Engineer joke
This guy had friends ...<br><br>The owner of a golf course in Texas was confused about paying an invoice, so<br>he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her <br>into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Texas and I <br>need some help. If I were to give you 20,000 dollars minus 14%, how much <br>would you take off?" <br>The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my earrings”. <br><br>PISTOL
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