JKM

1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
>> > > > > Unique Up On It.
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>> > > > > 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
>> > > > > Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
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>> > > > > 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
>> > > > > They Take The Psycho Path
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>> > > > > 4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
>> > > > > You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
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>> > > > > 5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
>> > > > > Dam!
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>> > > > > 6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
>> > > > > Polaroid's
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>> > > > > 7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
>> > > > > A Stick
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>> > > > > 8.. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
>> > > > > Nacho Cheese.
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>> > > > > 9.. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
>> > > > > Subordinate Clauses.
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>> > > > > 10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
>> > > > > Quattro Sinko..
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>> > > > > 11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
>> > > > > Spoiled Milk.
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>> > > > > 12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
>> > > > > Frostbite.
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>> > > > > 13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
>> > > > > A Nervous Wreck.
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>> > > > > 14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
>> > > > > Anyone Can Roast Beef.
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>> > > > > 15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
>> > > > > Right Where You Left Him.
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>> > > > > 16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
>> > > > > Because They Have Big Fingers.
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>> > > > > 17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
>> > > > > Because It Scares The Dog.
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>> > > > > 18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
>> > > > > Sanka.
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>> > > > > 19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
>> > > > > The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
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>> > > > > 20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
>> > > > > Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
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>> > > > > 21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad
>> > > > > Skydiver?
>> > > > > A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
>> > > > > A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
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>> > > > > 22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
>> > > > > Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
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>> > > > > Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile .

Tom

How could you not smile at those? Pretty good.

Tom

masonic-dodge

YOU THE MAN it worked!

What does a HARLEY and a DOG have in common?

They both like riding in the back of a truck

ratsun

I did more than smile on a couple
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