1. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.<br><br>2. You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it<br>should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.<br><br>3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship are, &quot;I<br>apologize&quot; and &quot;you are right.&quot;<br><br>4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.<br><br>5. Deleted as it may be considered offensive to some.<br><br>6. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her - believe it.<br><br>7. Learn to pick your battles; ask yourself, &quot;Will this matter one year<br>from now? How about one month? One week? One day?&quot;<br><br>8. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat<br>crow while it's still warm.<br><br>9. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!<br><br>10. Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a<br>bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right<br>about you.<br><br>11. Work is good, but it's not that important. Money is nice, but you can't<br>take it, or anything else, with you. Statistics show most people don't live<br>to spend all they saved; some die even before they retire. Anything we have<br>isn't really ours; we just borrow it while we're here... even our kids.<br><br>12. Be really good to your family and/or friends. You never know when you<br>are going to need them to empty your bedpan.<br><br>13. If you are going to be able to look back on something and laugh about<br>it, you may as well laugh about it now.<br><br><br>Enjoy life!<br>

 

Poignant

 

true true

 

Words to live by! <br><br>

 

Number 2 is my rule to live by!