Now what did I do to you to deserve such a leading question? You trying to get me in trouble? I do that easily enough by myself without your help, thank you!

 

Here we were. Just having a pleasant conversation and you have to start throwing four letter words around.

Evening Claude.

Just a hit and run here. Been working on making lumpia. Its taken me about two hours longer than planned but finally frying them. Later I get to eat till I drop.

 

Just remembering the rules that were in-force in Canada !
Always thought that was weird .
As a teenager use to drive from Mich. to Fort Dover to party and enjoy the beach >

 

How many decades or lifetimes ago was that? Bet it was not only the beach you enjoyed.

 

well over there they called it something that began with Q

I`VE LIVED SUCH A SHELTERED LIFE
CLAUDE

 

That type of 4 letter word is a really bad word to me.

Had no idea what lumpia was and had to look it up. Took a look at a recipe for it and it sounds very tasty. Enjoy your hard work.

 

YEA ALL THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN IN 1960- 1961
WILD TIME IN MY LIFE

 

Have you told your kids all those wild stories yet?

Been up since 4:30, so time to get back to bed.
'Nite all. Yawn.

 

Burp! Excuse me. Everybodys gone. No leftovers. Made 86 of them and only six of us eating. Too full to do the math. Going to have weird dreams. Hope I have the one about the hot tub filled with pot stickers (its a good one).

 

Is that as opposed to the name he bought?

Just answer the question Stan!








Morning all.

Today is Monday, March 28th.

On this day in 1774 - Britain passed the Coercive Act against Massachusetts.

1797 - Nathaniel Briggs patented a washing machine.

1834 - The U.S. Senate voted to censure President Jackson for the removal of federal deposits from the Bank of the United States.

1864 - A group of Copperheads attack Federal soldiers in Charleston, IL. Five were killed and twenty were wounded.

1885 - The Salvation Army was officially organized in the U.S.

1908 - Automobile owners lobbied the U.S. Congress, supporting a bill that called for vehicle licensing and federal registration.

1917 - During World War I the Women’s Army Auxiliary Corps (WAAC) was founded.

1933 - In Germany, the ***** ordered a ban on all Jews in businesses, professions and schools.

1942 - British naval forces raided the **** occupied French port of St. Nazaire.

1945 - Germany launched the last of the V-2 rockets against England.

1962 - The U.S. Air Force announced research into the use of lasers to intercept missiles and satellites.

1968 - The U.S. lost its first F-111 aircraft in Vietnam when it vanished while on a combat mission. North Vietnam claimed that they had shot it down.

1979 - A major accident occurred at Pennsylvania's Three Mile Island nuclear power plant. A nuclear power reactor overheated and suffered a partial meltdown.

1986 - More than 6,000 radio stations of all format varieties played "We are the World" simultaneously at 10:15 a.m. EST.

2010 - China's Zhejiang Geely Holding Group Co. signed a deal to buy Ford Motor Co.'s Volvo car unit.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Coffee's on and it's the good stuff too!

 

Good morning.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
Coffee's on and it's the good stuff too!

If chaikwa made the coffee, how would he know if it is good stuff?

 

Because I know my coffee!

 

Thanks buddy - - I really appreciate you. ........

That particular one belonged to Hillary - - she rode it during her try to be president. Thankfully it pooped out and she crashed - - trouble is she might have been better than the other one. .........

Thanks for making some good ph00 - - - NOT. Canuck has not been here but I made a fresh pot for the ph00 lovers. Grabbing one and out of here. Big day today. Oh, big storms here all night - - the good ole Tampa Bay lightning was in its full glory and the pool is up about 2 1/2 inches. The flashes and bangs were coming in big bunches and not much time between. Did not make for a good sleep - - about four major cells rolled thru. Rain slated for all day. We need it.

OK, gone, have a gudurn,

Bob

 

Rather than the thought for the day, how about a question for the day? Here is one and for the slow thinkers here, have even provided the answer:

Q: What does an agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac do in bed?


A: Stay up all night and wonder if there's a Dog.

 

Maybe...

Morning. Stan, have another cup, you're jokes are starting to sound like Scott"s.


BEST EVER SENIOR CITIZEN JOKE

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come
over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure
out how to get started."

Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box,
it's a rooster."

Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a
nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh ............


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"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."