***Let your nose lead you to the breakroom***
03-29-2011 | 07:19 PM
#91
Top's Younger Twin
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From: Thanks Don M!
I have heard the word American sound like Merkin when spoken with a drawl.
Kinda made sense to me that way.
The other definition...
Hey Bark...
I run slow but steady. Still going and going and going and going
Kinda made sense to me that way.
The other definition...
Hey Bark...
I run slow but steady. Still going and going and going and going
03-29-2011 | 07:51 PM
#92
'People of Wal-Mart' 2010 finalist
Joined: Feb 2005
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From: Oklahoma/Texas
Anyone watch Made in America with Larry the Cable guy???
Ive watched a few of his episodes and the more I pay attention to it the more confused I get. I cant figure out if he is really good at acting dumb, or if he really has the mental capacity of a brain damaged chimpanzee...
Ive watched a few of his episodes and the more I pay attention to it the more confused I get. I cant figure out if he is really good at acting dumb, or if he really has the mental capacity of a brain damaged chimpanzee...
03-29-2011 | 08:01 PM
#93
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From: Kalamazoo, Michigan
Anyone watch Made in America with Larry the Cable guy???
Ive watched a few of his episodes and the more I pay attention to it the more confused I get. I cant figure out if he is really good at acting dumb, or if he really has the mental capacity of a brain damaged chimpanzee...
Ive watched a few of his episodes and the more I pay attention to it the more confused I get. I cant figure out if he is really good at acting dumb, or if he really has the mental capacity of a brain damaged chimpanzee...
03-29-2011 | 08:34 PM
#97
Muted one day, Banned the next....... Ah the life of a DTR 1%'er
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From: Ohio: Home of the disappointing sports teams
03-29-2011 | 09:01 PM
#98
DTR's Volcano Monitor, Toilet Smuggler, Taser tester, Meteorite enumerator, Quill counter, Match hoarder, Panic Dance Choreographer, Bet losing shrew murderer
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From: Kenai Alaska
Yeah, pretty weird stuff but at least we know what to do with the clippings from the janitors next back mowing. All we need now is some sort of merkin making machine.
Sigh...thats why I cant drink any beer to close to bed time anymore.
So I hear. About 30 years ago my wife said I needed to be more understanding. I still dont know what she means
Sigh...thats why I cant drink any beer to close to bed time anymore.
So I hear. About 30 years ago my wife said I needed to be more understanding. I still dont know what she means
03-29-2011 | 09:26 PM
#100
DTR's Volcano Monitor, Toilet Smuggler, Taser tester, Meteorite enumerator, Quill counter, Match hoarder, Panic Dance Choreographer, Bet losing shrew murderer
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From: Kenai Alaska
Yikes! No way. If I did that I wouldnt even make it out of bed. Wife sometimes complains about my snoring. That would really give her something to complain about.
03-29-2011 | 10:12 PM
#101
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From: Birmingham, Alabama
Anyone watch Made in America with Larry the Cable guy???
Ive watched a few of his episodes and the more I pay attention to it the more confused I get. I cant figure out if he is really good at acting dumb, or if he really has the mental capacity of a brain damaged chimpanzee...
Ive watched a few of his episodes and the more I pay attention to it the more confused I get. I cant figure out if he is really good at acting dumb, or if he really has the mental capacity of a brain damaged chimpanzee...
03-29-2011 | 11:19 PM
#102
DTR's "Cooler than ice cubes 14 miles North of North Pole" member
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From: 14mi North of North Pole
Evenin' all!
Smelled this place before I even logged on........
Busy weekend and it carried over to Monday as well. Wife's birthday was today and being as yesterday was a State holiday we were both off so we let the kids play bookie from school and had a nice family day. Went to the hotsprings and then sledding. Lots of fun.
Today I finished the last of he repairs needed on the 4-wheeler from last fall's hunting trip.
'Bout time.
Gonna watch a movie with the kids then hit the rack.
Smelled this place before I even logged on........
Busy weekend and it carried over to Monday as well. Wife's birthday was today and being as yesterday was a State holiday we were both off so we let the kids play bookie from school and had a nice family day. Went to the hotsprings and then sledding. Lots of fun.
Today I finished the last of he repairs needed on the 4-wheeler from last fall's hunting trip.
'Bout time.Gonna watch a movie with the kids then hit the rack.
03-30-2011 | 12:08 AM
#103
DTR's Volcano Monitor, Toilet Smuggler, Taser tester, Meteorite enumerator, Quill counter, Match hoarder, Panic Dance Choreographer, Bet losing shrew murderer
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From: Kenai Alaska
Dont forget..."ewe" started this weeks downward spiral to debauchery. I know, it would have wound up there anyway but its nice to have someone to blame.
Last time I was at the hotsprings was in Jan of 73. I had driven my 65 Plymouth up from Anch to visit my brother at the University. It was night and was so cold that even though I left the car running while we were soaking, the gear oil in the rear end froze up so only one tire would spin. We got dragged around by a grader until both tires would go. Had to spend a fortune (like 20 bucks) in Fairbanks to get some lighter lube put in.
Last time I was at the hotsprings was in Jan of 73. I had driven my 65 Plymouth up from Anch to visit my brother at the University. It was night and was so cold that even though I left the car running while we were soaking, the gear oil in the rear end froze up so only one tire would spin. We got dragged around by a grader until both tires would go. Had to spend a fortune (like 20 bucks) in Fairbanks to get some lighter lube put in.
03-30-2011 | 04:08 AM
#104
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From: Kalamazoo, Michigan
You let your kids take money for gambling? How very lenient of you!
Morning.
Today is Wednesday, March 30th.
On this day in 1822 - Florida became a U.S. territory.
1842 - Dr. Crawford W. Long performed the first operation while his patient was anesthetized by ether.
1855 - About 5,000 "Border Ruffians" from western Missouri invaded the territory of Kansas and forced the election of a pro-slavery legislature. It was the first election in Kansas.
1867 - The U.S. purchased Alaska from Russia for $7.2 million dollars.
1870 - The 15th amendment, guaranteeing the right to vote regardless of race, was passed by the U.S. Congress.
1870 - Texas was readmitted to the Union.
1909 - In Oklahoma, Seminole Indians revolted against meager pay for government jobs.
1941 - The German Afrika Korps under General Erwin Rommel began its first offensive against British forces in Libya.
1944 - The U.S. fleet attacked Palau, near the Philippines.
1945 - The U.S.S.R. invaded Austria during World War II.
1946 - The Allies seized 1,000 ***** attempting to revive the **** party in Frankfurt.
1972 - The Eastertide Offensive began when North Vietnamese troops crossed into the Demilitarized Zone (DMZ) in the northern portion of South Vietnam.
1975 - As the North Vietnamese forces moved toward Saigon South Vietnamese soldiers mob rescue jets in desperation.
1981 - U.S. President Ronald Reagan was shot and wounded in Washington, DC, by John W. Hinckley Jr. Two police officers and Press Secretary James Brady were also wounded.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
Coffee and ph00, all ready for y0u!
Morning.
Today is Wednesday, March 30th.
On this day in 1822 - Florida became a U.S. territory.
1842 - Dr. Crawford W. Long performed the first operation while his patient was anesthetized by ether.
1855 - About 5,000 "Border Ruffians" from western Missouri invaded the territory of Kansas and forced the election of a pro-slavery legislature. It was the first election in Kansas.
1867 - The U.S. purchased Alaska from Russia for $7.2 million dollars.
1870 - The 15th amendment, guaranteeing the right to vote regardless of race, was passed by the U.S. Congress.
1870 - Texas was readmitted to the Union.
1909 - In Oklahoma, Seminole Indians revolted against meager pay for government jobs.
1941 - The German Afrika Korps under General Erwin Rommel began its first offensive against British forces in Libya.
1944 - The U.S. fleet attacked Palau, near the Philippines.
1945 - The U.S.S.R. invaded Austria during World War II.
1946 - The Allies seized 1,000 ***** attempting to revive the **** party in Frankfurt.
1972 - The Eastertide Offensive began when North Vietnamese troops crossed into the Demilitarized Zone (DMZ) in the northern portion of South Vietnam.
1975 - As the North Vietnamese forces moved toward Saigon South Vietnamese soldiers mob rescue jets in desperation.
1981 - U.S. President Ronald Reagan was shot and wounded in Washington, DC, by John W. Hinckley Jr. Two police officers and Press Secretary James Brady were also wounded.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
Coffee and ph00, all ready for y0u!