OK, who ordered the Knitter 9000 Sheeps Wool Merkin making machine? Who ever did it's in a crate by the door to the breakroom. If it doesn't move soon the SEAL and the Dragon are gonna put it in the Saw Garage.

 

Yeh - - you ate all my worms - - couldn't find any.......

 

Same here, I'll save you some.

 

RICKBOB!


Gonna go relax for a while before turning in for the night. Make sure the Seal gets watered, the Dragon gets stoked, and the Merkin...well just leave it alone and let Bark take care of it.

Fresh pot of Crude and a fresh batch of Canadian's Cr00de for the night shifters.

 

Neat. They are just about as cute as sheep. Wonder what they taste like.
That was me. Since its a DTR project I put it on Lary's credit card.

 

BARK . KING CRAB (COOKED TO PERFECTION ) MELTED BUTTER TO DIP IT IN >UMM!UMM! FRESH BREAD >HOT FROM THE OVEN< ICE COLD BEER OR WINE !

WE`LL IVE DONE ALL THE DAMAGE I CAN DO FOR ONE NIGHT !

CLAUDE

 

Good job.. Someone put some thought into that post You managed to use all the controversial subjects.

I see merkins in the future for the DTR store.

 

Only things I left out were the DEPENDS and the janitor's automatic back hair braider.

Made from the Janitor's and sheep clippings


I'm going to bed. Ewe all have a good night and stay away from Bark and his machine if you have hair...

 

Wouldn't it be ironic if they were all dark meat!

You better hurry. I'm contemplating a high 'n tight crew cut.





Mornin' merkins.

Today is Thursday, March 31st.

On this day in 1831 - Quebec and Montreal were incorporated as cities.

1862 - Skirmishing between Rebels and Union forces took place at Island 10 on the Mississippi River.

1880 - Wabash, IN, became the first town to be completely illuminated with electric light.

1889 - In Paris, the Eiffel Tower officially opened.

1902 - In Tennessee, 22 coal miners were killed by an explosion.

1917 - The U.S. purchased and took possession of the Virgin Islands from Denmark for $25 million.

1918 - For the first time in the U.S., Daylight Saving Time went into effect.

1932 - The Ford Motor Co. debuted its V-8 engine.

1933 - The U.S. Congress authorized the Civilian Conservation Corps to relieve rampant unemployment.

1941 - Germany began a counter offensive in North Africa.

1948 - The Soviets in Germany began controlling the Western trains headed toward Berlin.

1949 - Winston Churchill declared that the A-bomb was the only thing that kept the U.S.S.R. from taking over Europe.

1949 - Newfoundland entered the Canadian confederation as its 10th province.

1958 - The U.S. Navy formed the atomic submarine division.

1961 - I was born!

1970 - The U.S. forces in Vietnam down a MIG-21, it was the first since September 1968.

1976 - The New Jersey Supreme Court ruled that Karen Anne Quinlan could be disconnected from a respirator. Quinlan remained comatose until 1985 when she died.

1980 - U.S. President Carter deregulated the banking industry.

1994 - "Nature" magazine announced that a complete skull of Australppithecus afarensis had been found in Ethiopia. The finding is of humankind's earliest ancestor.

2004 - Google Inc. announced that it would be introducing a free e-mail service called Gmail.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Coffee and ph00 are ready.

 

............

 

Happy Birthday buddy..

 

Good morning. Going to stop just inside the door and keep my back firmly against the wall. I used to think that the visitors and inhabitants of the break room was weird, but this week you have all surpassed yourself. Not sure if I should offer congratulations or condolences.

Scott, happy birthday. Are you going to give yourself a birthday present of that high 'n tight crew cut? We need before and after photos, front and side view. BTW, don't even dream about photoshopping the pics!

Don't y'll cheer too loudly, but I will probably not be posting for a few days. Going to be quite busy today and around this time tomorrow hitting the highway with the RV and heading due north. Going to stop overnight in Mexico and cross the US border on Saturday. From home to that first overnight stop is a 7 hour run and takes me across some desert and then over some really scenic mountains. Going to make that Cummins sweat. Don't know how long I will be up in the states helping to bolster your sagging economy, but it will be a minimum of 3 weeks and could be longer.

Adios.

 

I usta think people didn't live this long... then I saw T-Rad!

3 weeks and you aren't gonna make it to Michigan? Pffft! I ain't gettin' no haircut NOW then!

 

So are you saying that when I visit you up there - waaaaaay up there that you will get a haircut - all of them?
Was going to go all the way to Canada this year, but the high cost of fuel has cut that idea, plus my wifes daughter is having her first child in July and no way my wife will travel for about the the next three months after that. By then you guys are back into winter and then I will not go. Maybe 2012?

 

Hmmm, probably either vanilla or white chocolate..

Years a go, we'd get an occasional 911 call from idiots reporting a white deer in the median. He was always hanging around the same area.

Happy birthday mr janitor.... got ya a new merkin. Not just any merkin, this one is high performance, blue wool.