chaikwa

That's funny, but it's funnier when you see the rest of it. Post ALL of them that you sent me in the email!

Well look who got up before noon! The threat of no ph00 gave you something to d0!



It is Thursday, March 13th.

1639 - Harvard University was named for clergyman John Harvard.

1660 - A statute was passed limiting the sale of slaves in the colony of Virginia.

1777 - The U.S. Congress ordered its European envoys to appeal to high-ranking foreign officers to send troops to reinforce the American army.

1852 - The New York "Lantern" newspaper published the first "Uncle Sam cartoon". It was drawn by Frank Henry Bellew.

1861 - Jefferson Davis signed a bill authorizing slaves to be used as soldiers for the Confederacy.

1868 - The U.S. Senate began the impeachment trial of President Andrew Johnson.

1884 - Standard time was adopted throughout the U.S.

1918 - Women were scheduled to march in the St. Patrick's Day Parade in New York due to a shortage of men due to wartime.

1925 - A law in Tennessee prohibited the teaching of evolution.

1930 - It was announced that the planet Pluto had been discovered by scientist Clyde Tombaugh at the Lowell Observatory.

1933 - U.S. banks began to re-open after a "holiday" that had been declared by President Roosevelt.

1935 - Three-thousand-year-old archives were found in Jerusalem confirming some biblical history.

1941 - Adolf Hitler issued an edict calling for an invasion of the U.S.S.R.

1942 - Julia Flikke of the Nurse Corps became the first woman colonel in the U.S. Army.

1943 - Japanese forces ended their attack on the American troops on Hill 700 in Bougainville.

1957 - Jimmy Hoffa was arrested by the FBI on bribery charges.

1969 - The Apollo 9 astronauts returned to Earth after the conclusion of a mission that included the successful testing of the Lunar Module.

1970 - Cambodia ordered Hanoi and Viet Cong troops to leave.

1970 - Digital Equipment Corp. introduced the PDP-11 minicomputer.

1974 - An embargo imposed by Arab oil-producing countries was lifted.

1980 - A jury in Winamac, IN, found Ford Motor Company innocent of reckless homicide in the deaths of three young women that had been riding in a Ford Pinto.

1991 - Exxon paid $1 billion in fines and for the clean-up of the Alaskan oil spill.

2003 - A report in the journal "Nature" reported that scientists had found 350,000-year-old human footprints in Italy. The 56 prints were made by three early, upright-walking humans that were descending the side of a volcano.



Today's thought:
If you plan on being anything less than you are capable of being, you will probably be unhappy all the days of your life.


Thank you B0b!

railroaderone

62 yesterday now it's 13 with snow and ice what the If this is Gobal warming then keep it.

What makes this so funny I got all the stuff to prep the lawn mowin equipment ready to use guess I jumped the gun.

Thanks for the coffee bob. Latter

Scotty

Its slippery then snot on a shoe makers apron out there!

Greetings to my fellow and fellowette DTRonians.

Chrisreyn

Good morning DTR

Let snot forget to wish the Hatter and his lovely wife a happy anniversary today, 13 years is nothing to sneeze at!

I think spring has finaly decided to stick its nose in the door, sunny and 70 here today!
THE BOSS is home sick with a nasty head cold.
Her nose is running like a lawyer chasing an ambulance,.

Y'all have a good'un and stay safe

Justwannabeme

Chris, treat the lady well. or run if she yells to be left alone.......

RR1, yup. was looking forward to doing spring things. three more cold snaps coming....at least I feed the birds: old wisdom is to watch the yellow color become brighter as spring nears on those little finches....

best "Jake" yawn/voice: ohhhhhh kaaaaaaaayyyy. stretch. here ya go:
1.first time I saw chaikwa on a dark n scary night on the road.
2.private chaikwa at home
3.super efficient public service chaikwa
4.what chaikwa thinks he has...ahem
5.snicker, what he actually has....

FiverBob

Heidi - - is that you in picture 2? Wowwee, look at them muscles.

Just filling up the ph00 cup...................

Bark

That was much better than the first post.

Ok, in an attempt to get the children to stop talking about what you can put in your nose and what can come out I will change the subject.
I was supposed to do this 8 years ago but finally got around to it.

Today, for the first time in my life, I paid somebody to shove a camera up my butt.

If you like, I will go into more detail after I get something to eat.
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chaikwa

Detail? We wanna see the PICTURES! We wanna see if one end looks the same as the other!

railroaderone

Had that done one time will never let it be done again. It aint the test its the night before that truly sucks.

and we don't need details

FiverBob

I think the snot stuff was more inviting. Please refrain.............

Me thinks it might have been the opposite of sucking. ...........

Such lovely topics this week. Just ate - - hush. ................

Lary Ellis (Top)

Me too...I told the Doc when he was looking around back there with that camera thing that I was going to die from whatever he was looking for because we ain't NEVER going to do that again

Fronty Owner

You're not the first to accuse me of having little class....

By "DOCTORS APPROVAL" is that specific to MD? can a DVM ok such practices? What about someone with a PhD? I know a couple unlicensed pharmacists that would OK any thing.

railroaderone

Doctors approval means a medical doctor perabaly a ENT ear nose and throat type doctor

FiverBob

Just go to sleep when they do it. Wake up and it is all over. It can save your life. Last year they did both ends at the same time. Never had that before. Pretty important test if they suspect any problems.

Blonde is hollering at me - - she is lonely - - better close this down for the night and go be social.

Lary Ellis (Top)

Doesn't work for me...they try to put me to sleep but it seldom works very well...I was wide awake when they built my new hip....Doctors were freaked out but they got over it and moved on just the same. Same thing with this test I go to sleep just long enough to wheel me into the room and then I talk with the Doc through the whole procedure...

I had both ends done as well