Who did you smoke today???
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Who did you smoke today???
Alright, just what the title says.... and yes, I know it isn't right and it gives diesels in general a bad name, but sometimes it just happens!
Already this morning I got the garbage man before he got me, a couple poor high school girls walking to school (it wasn't a blackout because I didn't intend to get them, but nonetheless they weren't happy), and lastly I got my brother who was following too close and should have known better!
The garbage man didn't take it to well. He gave me a one fingered salute, but I don't do that to him when he gets me. I just sniff a little more and smile! (Not really, I work with Haz Waste and know better than to inhale particulates! )
Oh, moderators, if you don't feel this thread is appropriate please accept my apology and eliminate it. Otherwise, have at it fellas!!!
Already this morning I got the garbage man before he got me, a couple poor high school girls walking to school (it wasn't a blackout because I didn't intend to get them, but nonetheless they weren't happy), and lastly I got my brother who was following too close and should have known better!
The garbage man didn't take it to well. He gave me a one fingered salute, but I don't do that to him when he gets me. I just sniff a little more and smile! (Not really, I work with Haz Waste and know better than to inhale particulates! )
Oh, moderators, if you don't feel this thread is appropriate please accept my apology and eliminate it. Otherwise, have at it fellas!!!
#3
Well I very rarly smoke anyone anymore I just think it is funny how everyone gasses it up when they see my truck, however I was going home last week and I was behind a Duramax he saw me and punched it when the light turned green. Thats fine no big deal I just progressed through my gears, then he decides to do that off hard on hard thing ya know on the gas as hard as you can then slam on the brakes well he kept doin this over and over so now I am ******. I got around him and lugged it in 5th gear and I get the impression he had never seen that much smoke before in his life. All I could see was two very dim headlights trying to negociate through the cloud. When I turned he went passed me and diden't even look over.
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This is probably wrong but I don't really care.
I was driving home last night on a busy two lane road when a wannabe Lance Armstrong pulls out in front of me going 10mph and backs up traffic for the next 2 miles of his ride to glory. The traffic going the other way was too heavy to pass him, so I waited patiently to strike. There must have been 15 cars behind me. Normally this wouldn't bother me, but in this case, there was a sidewalk he could have been riding on instead of blocking traffic.
He got the smoke, and immediately hit the sidewalk.
I was driving home last night on a busy two lane road when a wannabe Lance Armstrong pulls out in front of me going 10mph and backs up traffic for the next 2 miles of his ride to glory. The traffic going the other way was too heavy to pass him, so I waited patiently to strike. There must have been 15 cars behind me. Normally this wouldn't bother me, but in this case, there was a sidewalk he could have been riding on instead of blocking traffic.
He got the smoke, and immediately hit the sidewalk.
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THATS FUNNY!! The bike rider was also deserving of the smoke . Once or twice a year around here the bikers have big rides and for about a month after each one thr road are littered with Armstrong wannabes. Pain in the rear!
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I had to give a little smoke to a guy in a Honda yesterday on the way home from work. I was driving with the cruise control at 70mph and passed him, got in front and he must not like to be passed. He had to speed up and get in front of me for some reason and then slowed down. A bit upset and I passed him again (still with the cruise set) and he comes back around so this time I go by and give him a shot of smoke and he stayed behind me!!! Way behind.
#12
Ditto on the North and south idaho. I like the Boise Valley but the traffic has gotten very bad in recent years. I lived up in Coeur D' Alene for a while as well. Its a tossup for me.
#13
I hear ya on the traffic. I drive from near the ID CTR to East Boise everyday and it blows.
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I actually got the guy with the white excursion with the air raid siren turbo today. My ol pal. He was in the right lane, talking on the cell phone, with the window down, and didn't see me lurking in the left lane pulling my bobcat. The traffic in my lane went faster when the light changed, and I rolled a huge cloud right into his cab. My turbo lit hard right when my tailpipe was by his front tire, and I know he got an ear full too. Oh, it was glorious. I've waited months for that. He was back there whistlin' away, but to no avail. He knew he'd been smoked, and hard.
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I had a jeep Cherokee riding my tail in town,and he and his girlfriend or wife had their windows and sunroof open. I guess I wasn't going fast enough because I could tell they were getting aggravated when I got to the next light I bumped the edge up to 5-5. When I took off I think every bit of that smoke went in the windows , last time I seen them they were still fanning smoke.