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Old 11-06-2007 | 06:32 PM
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Well my wife just told me that this afternoon she had a semi riding her butt that refused to pass (even though there was plenty of room) so she laid into it and he disappeared in all the black smoke

I think she has more fun with it than I do...
Old 11-06-2007 | 06:51 PM
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You are never, ever, ever going to get that truck back. She will be making excusses to take it unless that Excursion is up to snuff....So-------


GET TO WORK!!!!!!!
Old 11-06-2007 | 08:17 PM
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Sounds like you are a lucky guy. Good luck on the excursion!
Old 11-06-2007 | 09:19 PM
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Originally Posted by JKM
5.9 excursion, flapper , do either of your wives have a younger sister
Thats what my friends always ask

After driven mine she wants her own, but she says she wants a 3rd gen
Old 11-06-2007 | 10:19 PM
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My wife wont drive a manual, I got her to try once she dropped the clutch while in second and spun the tires (ON Gravel) then Hit the brakes and it wouldn't stop so she turned the key off and got out.
She is coming around, She wants a chip for Volkswagon TDI. Who am I to refuse
Old 11-07-2007 | 12:51 AM
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Originally Posted by swmnkdinthervr
Let me qualify this short story by saying my wife and I are well on the downhill side of 50...I've been a gearhead all my life so I can't leave anything alone but I figured I was in for a fight when I built my Harley engine (below) but she surprised me but saying she now felt safer passing when we rode "2-up" so I get the new beta box...she's askin' what's so special about the box, I said get in and drive, she's driven this truck quite a bit stock...so off we go (level 2 on the box) she says it really runs much better now...not so sluggish...so with a grin I reach down and click it up to level 4, we're rolling along in 4th so she slaps the pedal down and says "EXPLETIVE" but shifts into 5th and keeps gettin' it...she slowed at about 90...guess I'm a pretty lucky old fart!!! (she has her own motorcycle too)
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Old 11-07-2007 | 02:24 AM
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i have let my girlfriend drive a few times. one time we went to go pick up a trailer i asked is she wanted to drive, she said what about that thing and pointed to the trailer. i told her dont worry it will fallow you. then she was trying to figure out how to make it smoke. i think im training her a little
Old 11-07-2007 | 06:31 AM
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Mine never tells me what she does in it when she uses it, the whole COMMUNITY does !!! No kidding my friend called me on my cell at work last week when i let the wife use it to take a table to work for a party and he sadi to me "Ar eyou in a hurry to get to your wife's work? You know those itres sint cheap" I asked what he was talking about and quickly figured out it was her. Whatta you goin to do????
Old 11-08-2007 | 01:05 PM
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the latest email from her...

every time i crawl up in your truck i feel like i grew a pair... honestly... every little suv with some scrawney man driving it that goes by, i just want to laugh..

and, if there was a 7th gear... i'd have to use it... don't know why, but it's kinda addicting to push through the gears... you're jealous i'm driving your truck today aren't you???
Old 11-08-2007 | 01:11 PM
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haha cool story....you need a weighted shift **** for your truck your wife will thank you...I have had my weighted shift **** off my truck for about 2 weeks and my wife has been mad!!!! she thinks its really hard to shift it with out it now...least your wife drives stick lots of guys have to buy autos cause their wife wont drive one any other way. sounds like a keeper
I would buy a manual just to make sure she CANT drive it, In my young days now I bought an auto so my girl can drive me home when im too intoxicated


And my girlfriend would know what she is saying in that last email, she LOVES the looks she gets from others when she is driving and always makes fun of the guys driving smaller trucks
Old 11-08-2007 | 02:14 PM
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After a couple 2-5 upshifts, my wife no longer drives *my* truck.

She'll have to prove to me she can drive a stick better before she ever gets behind the wheel again. I'll get her a Subaru or something to learn on....
Old 11-08-2007 | 03:17 PM
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Sorry guys but my wife is a country girl and can drive anything she can start!! From Dumptruck to Farm tractor. She drove my rig with the G/N horse trailer to camp about 2.5 hours from home, and said she'd be lucky to drive 55 on the interstate. Which I told her would get her run over. She came home and told me "It really smooths out at 85" and that was with 4 horses on and a living quarters trailer!!
Old 11-08-2007 | 08:34 PM
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My girlfriend has put almost as many miles on my truck as I have. A few words to the wise. If you intend to drive your truck take the keys when you get out to fill up. Many times I've hopped out to fuel up and come back to find my girl buckled into the drivers seat, door locked, and a grin ear to ear while signaling for me to head to the other side.

Not cool!
Old 11-08-2007 | 08:55 PM
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Thats some funny stuff man. Hope you get youre rig back!?
Old 11-09-2007 | 11:54 AM
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Originally Posted by 5.9Excursion
the latest email from her...

every time i crawl up in your truck i feel like i grew a pair... honestly... every little suv with some scrawney man driving it that goes by, i just want to laugh..

and, if there was a 7th gear... i'd have to use it... don't know why, but it's kinda addicting to push through the gears... you're jealous i'm driving your truck today aren't you???

LOL, Almost like foreplay.........
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