Jeff Foxworthy: ".........you might void your warranty"
04-27-2006, 03:29 AM
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Jeff Foxworthy: ".........you might void your warranty"
Seems as though every thread these days ends in "you might void your warranty". So I thought we should put a spin on " you might be a redneck".
1) If you stack an MP8, Quad Race, EZ, BDDL, and TST........you might void your warranty.
2) If you drive with one hand holding the high beams on so the fog lights will stay on...........you might void your warranty.
3) If you fill your fuel tank all the way up to the filler neck intead of stopping at the first click-off thus depriving yourself of an additional 5 gallons of fuel..........you might void your warranty.
4) If you wire your fifth wheel by splicing into the harness instead of plugging into the trailer hitch plug..............you might void your warranty.
5) If you replace your stock air box with a more efficient and economicly wiser aftermarket unit ................you might void your warranty.
6) If you plug anything into you cigarette lighter receptacle that is not an approved instrument for said purpose ...................you might void your warranty.
7) If you install any aftermarket item to enhance fuel mileage and thus reduce unnecessary spending on fuel...............you might void your warranty.
8) If you carry a cabover camper in the back of your DRW 3500 truck...............you might void your warranty.
9) If you install bigger tires and wheels to combat the problem of too low of a final drive ratio in 6spd trucks.................you might void your warranty.
10) If you install any item that allows safer and more stable load carrying capacity to haul or tow anything heavier than a 6x12 utility trailer like Dodge must have intended we would buy these trucks for when they made these recockulous warranty stipulations...............you might void your warranty.
11) If you decide to have your diesel truck serviced by a reputable diesel mechanic instead of the dealership where the techs know less about diesels than a school bus driver
..........you might void your warranty.
12) ??????
I don't know about you guys, but thank gawd the warranty on my truck only lasts 36000miles
Feel free to chime in with your own lists!
................Jim
1) If you stack an MP8, Quad Race, EZ, BDDL, and TST........you might void your warranty.
2) If you drive with one hand holding the high beams on so the fog lights will stay on...........you might void your warranty.
3) If you fill your fuel tank all the way up to the filler neck intead of stopping at the first click-off thus depriving yourself of an additional 5 gallons of fuel..........you might void your warranty.
4) If you wire your fifth wheel by splicing into the harness instead of plugging into the trailer hitch plug..............you might void your warranty.
5) If you replace your stock air box with a more efficient and economicly wiser aftermarket unit ................you might void your warranty.
6) If you plug anything into you cigarette lighter receptacle that is not an approved instrument for said purpose ...................you might void your warranty.
7) If you install any aftermarket item to enhance fuel mileage and thus reduce unnecessary spending on fuel...............you might void your warranty.
8) If you carry a cabover camper in the back of your DRW 3500 truck...............you might void your warranty.
9) If you install bigger tires and wheels to combat the problem of too low of a final drive ratio in 6spd trucks.................you might void your warranty.
10) If you install any item that allows safer and more stable load carrying capacity to haul or tow anything heavier than a 6x12 utility trailer like Dodge must have intended we would buy these trucks for when they made these recockulous warranty stipulations...............you might void your warranty.
11) If you decide to have your diesel truck serviced by a reputable diesel mechanic instead of the dealership where the techs know less about diesels than a school bus driver
..........you might void your warranty.12) ??????
I don't know about you guys, but thank gawd the warranty on my truck only lasts 36000miles
Feel free to chime in with your own lists!
................Jim
04-27-2006, 03:32 AM
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ive done um all but 8and9.and i got one if u re load ur programer in the dealershpis parking lot and fill the parking lot full of smoke on the way out
oh and the triple dog will let u keep your fog lights on with high beam
04-27-2006, 09:46 AM
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I gotta try one of these "You may void your warranty thingy's. How bout:
If you add gauges to keep and eye on fuel pressure because of the crappy designed fuel delivery system.......you made void your warranty!
If you add gauges to keep and eye on fuel pressure because of the crappy designed fuel delivery system.......you made void your warranty!
Ditto on the dealer tech not knowing much!
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04-27-2006, 01:43 PM
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If you do anything to alter or otherwise modify your truck, you may void your warranty and YOU MAY BE SUED BYA LITIGATION HAPPY PERSON WHO WILL TAKE EVERYTHING YOU OWN
you forgot that part
you forgot that part
04-27-2006, 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted by jwooden
If you frequently post on dieseltruckresource.com.......you may void your warranty!